OMG, this thing is so hilarious *cries with laughter at Neko's*
cheap nokia 5210I need to write down 12 characters and then answer some questions.
1. Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)
2. Ender (Ender's Game)
3. Yotsuba (Yotsuba)
4. Chiyo-Chan (Azumanga Daioh)
5. Deshwitat (Rebirth)
6. Adrian Monk (Monk)
7. Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)
8. Graff (Ender's Game)
9. Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
10. Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
11. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
12. Sanosuke (Rurouni Kenshin)
Warning: STRANGENESS AHEAD. You will either laugh or kill yourself or both.
There. Now onto questions.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Don't think there'd ever be one. (Adrian Monk/Homer Simpson)
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Chiyo-Chan? She's cute, but not hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sanosuke got Graff pregnant? I'm not one for male pregnancy...
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Yup (Yugi). Nothing perverted though *glare of death*
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ender and Monk? You've got to be kidding me. 6-year-old child with an OCD detective in his 40s???
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Deshwitat/Yugi or Deshwitat/Dumbledore...I really dislike yaoi...
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Neville walked into Ender and Sanosuke... He'd probably have a heart attack.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Yotsuba/Albus Dumbledore. Um...
"It was a dark and stormy night. Yotsuba was sleeping after applying mayonaise onto her dad's face (to get permanent marker off), when she dreamed of an old man with long fingers. It was love at first sight. As it turns out, Yotsuba met the guy on the street the next day, and he invited her into his home." The rest is up to your imagination :-P
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kenshin/Graff? Doubt it, highly.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Neville/Sanosuke... "What is the world coming to????"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Um...Chiyo-Chan travels to the past and meets Kenshin. Kenshin thinks she's really cute, and then...um...they get a room.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
WHAT THE FUCK??? A Neville slash? If they did...I'd have to flame the author of that story and kill my friend...
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yotsuba? Don't think so.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Homer? No.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ender/Chiyo-Chan/Deshwitat? I would really kill them if they did...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Dumbledore would probably say that philosophical 'ah' thing or else his eyes would twinkle.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Graff? Another One Bites the Dust, probably.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kenshin/Monk/Sanosuke...Warning: Involves homosexual OCD detectives and two feudal Japanese warrior people!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Ender to use on Dumbledore? Um... "I have a pair of woolly socks at home for you." -_-;;;
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never did, but I think it would interesting. (Deshwitat)
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
HE'S OCD, OMG!!!!!! (...)
Would Eleven shag Nine?
Homer shag Yugi? Doubt it.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Yotsuba/Neville? Probably Yotsuba.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Kenshin and Yugi are in a happy relationship until Yugi suddenly runs off with Chiyo-Chan. Kenshin, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Homer Simpson and a brief unhappy affair with Sanosuke, then follows the wise advice of Deshwitat and finds true love with Yotsuba." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The only that even remotely makes sense would be Kenshin/Sanosuke -_-; Definitely Zach, he's into yaoi.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Neville/Graff. They're not even in the same story, but I would feel scared and confused...
Well, that's all. Click "Continue Reading" if you want to see one with all Harry Potter characters :-P
I need to write down 12 characters and then answer some questions. (All Harry Potter)
1. Harry
2. Ron
3. Hermione
4. Ginny
5. Neville
6. Luna
7. McGonagall
8. Sirius
9. Dumbledore
10. Snape
11. Lupin
12. Tonks
Warning: STRANGENESS AHEAD. You will either laugh or kill yourself or both.
There. Now onto questions.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Luna/Lupin. Nope, never have, never will, definitely never want to see it.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
OMG GINNY IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE. Not really, I don't think so (if I'm going by the movie image).
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Tonks got Sirius pregnant? If anything, it'd be the other way around :-P (Which would still be weird)
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Nope, I've read fics with Dumbledore IN them :-P
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ron/Luna. Absolutely, most definitely...NOT
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neville/Dumbledore or Neville/Snape. Realistically, it's say 5/9, but still...awkwardness..
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
McGonagall walked into Ron and Tonks? She'd start laughing hysterically, as would I.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Hermione/Snape.
It's the first day back at Hogwarts, in double Potions. Hermione discovers that her passion for Potions isn't the subject matter, but the teacher. (o.OOOO)