Today I saw tired faces. Everyone looked like they had gotten 4 hours of sleep, but there is no coincidence here... There was a midnight showing of Harry Potter: And the Goblet of Fire.
But this is the kind of thing you see the day after a huge party that lasted all night, yet I don't think people approached it the same way- Or did they? Most parents would say, "No, just wait until you can see it and get a good night's sleep at the same time" "You can wait."
So did people just not tell their parents, and instead sneak out in the middle of the night? Did somebody tie bed-sheets together and scale down the side of the house like it was forbidden or illegal?
"Up yours, Mom and Dad! I have a life of my own, and I'm using it to see Harry Potter!"
What happened to the rebellious youth... Some people had to make something of it, you know? It couldn't be just sneaking out for harry potter. Surprisingly, every other person had a coincidental schedule before then. "First we went to the concert, got drunk, smoked pot, then had a tornado tournament drag race in our souped up hondas, and Jason got in a fight with Kenny, and haha, fucking broke a bottle over his own head and started waving it around ...anyway, and then we saw harry potter. Just cause, you know. Why not?"
Because nobody wants to be caught in the situation where they are out late, but don't do anything cool. "Oh, you saw harry potter last night?" "Yeah" "I did too, man. Who did you go with?" "myself" "Oh, but you were at least drunk, high, hallucinating and bleeding like I was, right?" "...no" "In that case, you're a fag. The fuck is your problem, watching Harry Potter, PERIOD? ...christ..."
Because you have to make uncool sounding things sound cool somehow, and that's usually done by mixing cool shit in with it. "What? You and tim had sex? That's the epitome of gay..." "We were hellla drunk." "Oh, haha, that's the epitome of AWESOME."
Lame situation: yesterday I played on the jungle gym at a preschool by myself.
Solution: Yesterday night me and 20 of my friends ate wild mushrooms and played on the jungle gym at this preschool, and fucking synchronized our movements until the whole fucking thing collapsed, and then we fell asleep and the next morning we were awoken by crying children.