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Damning things

I wish something would actually happen when you damned things.
"Damn this lawnmower!"
I wish the object in question would burst into flames and disappear into the depths of hell or something. *FOOM* and it would be gone.

Same thing with blessing people. They should just go straight to heaven.

Just imagine someone sneezing in class, and some dumb bitch instinctively says bless you and the sneezer vanishes. How are you supposed to feel? You'd never see the person again, but they're in fucking heaven!

I think it should make an incredibly loud sound too. A big *WHOOSH*, and you should feel the wind.

*sigh*, I can only dream...