December 31, 2003

Fun is cool.

Fun is cool. I need to shower. This shirt is weird. I need to wash my clothes. I had some Kix for breakfast. They were good. Other things are good too. Like meat. And fun.

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Now, let us have some serious discussion on the concept of fun. Are you having it? Do you wish you were? Do your friends always seem to be having fun but you aren't sure you are? What is fun, anyway? Did your parents have fun before they were married? Are they having fun now? Is pouring ketchup on some awesome sandwich with tons of meat and shit on it a lot of fun?

All of these things can be answered by a few simple answers to the questions above, provided the answers are coincedentally answering them correctly.

Yes.

Fun is awesome. Go have some.

Posted by LawnGnome at 02:48 PM | Comments (4)

My poor hat

I've lost my hat at the michigan theater. I've lost every hat I've ever had. I am very sad. I think I may go cut myself. I heard that bloggers do that a lot. I will write a short poem about my lost hat.

I had a hat.
It was a gift.
A heavenly gift.

It was soft.
And oh so sweet--
Sweeter than pie, yes.
Yes, sweeter than pie.
Oh oh.
My poor hat.

It lies now
At the junction of seat and aisle.
In mordor;
Where shadows lie.
At least, that's where I think it is.
I could be wrong.

Alas--
My hat is dead.
And my heart cries tears of blood
For my hat.
Which is gone.

Posted by LawnGnome at 01:24 AM | Comments (2)