Omega Red is going to Santa Cruz, there I will recruit as many followers as possible with the help Of the Minister Of Malcontempt. Also, The MOM (yes that was done on purpose) has started talking about geting up a real clan site, like a .com or something. Kids these days and there new fangled internet.
Good Day and Good Weekend to you all Comrades! I will see you upon my return!
Posted by Noah_Constrictor at March 25, 2004 11:43 AMWow. I'm stupid. Thanks boss dude for chnging that post 'praise thee and shit!' So, really what does this organization do? anything in particular?
Posted by: Shadow at March 25, 2004 05:25 PMWe organize of course! Check the motto!
Posted by: Noah_Constrictor at March 25, 2004 08:55 PMSanta Cruz. I'm not prepared. Somebody help me. I'm not organized!! :( Something's not well...
-Kevin
Organization is a powerful thing, but it cannot do everything. :)
-Kevin
Organizing.. thats right. I remember reading that...Cool!!
Posted by: Shadow at March 26, 2004 07:34 AMBy the way to all the COR going to Santa Cruz, good luck for what ever reason you are going for. Also happy recruiting and shit!!!
Posted by: Shadow at March 26, 2004 07:54 AMAh, yes, Santa Cruz, I remember that place well...
Damn, I miss California...
Good luck with the trip; I'll keep holding the front down here...
- VinoPorTuSangre
Posted by: VinoPorTuSangre at March 26, 2004 09:56 AMAh, Santa Cruz, good place, I drove through one time...
Posted by: Canadia at March 26, 2004 10:37 AMYes so while you go and have fun, and spend like 80 dollars on the arcade I'll be here.
You know working and shit.
But you knows what's ok about it, I've got the Casshern(BTW thats the name of it)http://www.apple.co.jp/quicktime/trailers/casshern_large.html, insanly cool.
And I've got my favorite new version of "Down with Sickness"
Posted by: Mattastic Man at March 27, 2004 12:48 AMI know and understand fully how you feel Mattastic Man. I get to stay and work for the joy of working (and money) just to feel the sense of responsibility that the creatures that call themselves parents have bestowed on me.
I am their alien daughter yet they know nothing!
ha ha ha ha ha
HHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good Day comrades! I have returned to you all and am ready to resume my duties as dictator! Also, I would like to know who this Canadia fellow is. Please send an email to the adress given for the clan (or just click my name). I hope nothing exploded whil I was away...
Posted by: Noah_Constrictor at March 28, 2004 06:53 PMI have returned as well from disneyland.
now that all of the "board" is back I do belieave things will get up and running once again. Its glad to be back my friends!
Posted by: Mechaniclese at March 28, 2004 10:47 PMMy most sincere appologies, Mechaniclese. I organized to get your guitar to you before you left and I failed. I wonder; Are there any books I could read to help my organization skills?
I try too hard sometimes.
-Kevin wtf
Audiophile you failed!~!!~~!~! and shit welcome back to all of those who returned....we were distressed ...i think.....
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It is alright Audiophile..... I forgive you.
I wouldnt have used it on the trip anyways.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
the random advertisements are slowly infecting the site..... Look out everyone before they get you.
NOAH CONSTRICTOR!!!!!!
Ya, I'm on top of it...
MINISTER! STOP IT BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU!
Posted by: Noah_Constrictor at March 30, 2004 09:21 AMHah! I know the Minister! themn it was who I thought it was... My suspicions were infact confirmed. Now you will all die.. The Apocolypse is comming!!!
Blargh! All of the monkeys are eatinmg my soul.
STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!
so does anyone else think that we should give Dan another chance at Domino!?
So if a Giant cheez-it felll from the sky would you eat it or ponder its exsistance?
I mean....could you eat it? would it be logical? I really like Cheese so it would really be a matter of self control. Don't you think so? Im still not necessarily sure though. And how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I guess we'll never know....
oh and I discovered with the help of Alex the Great that Jesus Christ fits into the Mickey Mouse club theme..... "J-E-S U-S-C H-R-I-S-T"
Thats just silly....
Posted by: Mechaniclese at March 31, 2004 11:06 AMAs a matter of fact I do happen to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...and it took me 2 class periods to do it. It's 1164. But I infact had help in the process of it with the counting. Really insane.
If a Cheez-it came out of the sky I'm sure I would ponder it's existence, then eat it.
*Sings*
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Forever let us hold the Bible High!
Come along, with prayer and song
and yelling baptist preists!
J-E-S-U-S-C H-R-I-S-T!
*stops*
Or something like that...
Posted by: Noah_Constrictor at April 1, 2004 11:32 AMOmigod!!!
I feel so ashamed! I have neglected my duties and now MOM is trying to wrest my position from me!
Never again shall I abandon the land of shiny white teeth and sugary sweetness and cheezy jingles.
Alvin the Great has returned!!!!
Dut-duh-duh dan dun dan daaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(20th Century Fox)
Long has it been since I have said my part in this clan. I feel like I have neglected much, although my part may not be as important.
So how does everyone fair? Good I hope.
You may never hear me say this, but I wish we were back in school. Spring break is great and all but there is never anything to do when you live in the middle of no where.
*sighs*
see everyone(more actually talk to you), later
p.s
were are all those damn advertisements comming from?
they really piss me off...
:)
*Booming voice*
Blue team flag returned
/End booming
Anyways. Watcha ya all up to. I hope it's no good you're all up to.
I actually had a fucking day off today that was a suprise, well not really considering I called in sick.
And I've got a day off tommorow.
So to all of you who are like, so fucking what? I get everyday this week off, all I've got to say to you in fuck off.
Because on Thursday I'm going to have the cash to go buy me a car.
And maybe if I'm lucky I'll get an Area 51m next month.
Posted by: Mattastic Man at April 5, 2004 10:13 PMDear Mattastic Man,
I already have a car. I almost have a lisence. I am better than you.
Love,
The Noah Constrictor
Mattastic, I work this week too. I know your fucking pain.
Posted by: Shadows at April 6, 2004 10:42 AMI have no job here... it is illegal for me to work in this God-forgotten state...
I have no car here... it is illegal for me to drive in this Satan-slighted country...
However, I can chug a bottle of tequilla in the presence of an entire police force and have no problems...
Life is a "give or take" thing, I guess.
I STILL can't wait to come home, though; no matter HOW much I'm going to miss being here.
I look forward to once again taking part in very evily organized events when I return.
See most of you later... Chau.
- VinoPorTuSangre
Posted by: VinoPorTuSangre at April 6, 2004 02:29 PM
We will keep your slot open and warm friend! I await that glorious day!
Posted by: Noah_Constrictor at April 6, 2004 07:22 PMi dunno you can do alot of that here, just don't actually tell the cops your drunk and they won't care.
Posted by: Mattastic Man at April 6, 2004 09:50 PMWork blows when you get craped out on tips and work with a fucking psycho who thinks that their cats can actually speak...dumb freakin' people. Piss me off beyond freakin' canada.........
Night to all
By the way, Noah_Constrictor... when are you going to change the month? 'tis April and all
Posted by: Shadows at April 6, 2004 10:24 PMThat's a good point; this forum is overflowing... 33 comments is a bit too many.
Anyways, I plan to be back early July, can't wait to be back in the loop again. Chau.
- VinoPorTuSangre
Posted by: VinoPorTuSangre at April 7, 2004 10:01 AMI have my new Nintendo Kung Fu T-Shirt! I've got this big dorky silly watch now! I'm prepared for anything!!
-Kevin
Soooo tired and lack all the sleep in the world.
Anyways wathced this weird movie about the tooth fairy called 'Darkness Falls'. Mmmm just a little weird for my taste, but now I'm even more afaid of the dark
Ha!
Posted by: Shadows at April 11, 2004 02:58 PMI cant feel my head..... ahhhh
Posted by: Mechaniclese at April 11, 2004 10:23 PMPointless comments like this fuel the fires of the Omega Red's evil plans.
-Kevin
No beer and no tv make homer a something-something
Posted by: Mattastic Man at April 12, 2004 10:50 PMdear Noah_constrictor person, I believe the time has come to post another letter, writing thing. this ongoing maze of confusing comments is very tiring. Santa cruz was days ago. Oh yeah, Canadia's awesome!!!
Posted by: Canadia at April 13, 2004 12:27 PMI remember hearing a lot of shit being spoken of Canada in my youth, but now that I'm good friends with about ten of them (Almost 5% of their country), I've decided that they're pretty cool... plus they party like it's their last!
Good times with those people...
- VinoPorTuSangre
Posted by: VinoPorTuSangre at April 13, 2004 01:31 PMI love your head Vino }:^)
Posted by: Mechaniclese at April 15, 2004 08:27 AM5% of the population huh? That is a very interesting fact that I did not know...
Hi Canadia! Canada rocks!