Yup. Omega Red is truly growing strong! I would like to encourage new members to introduce themselves in the Feb 24 comment section, but for everyone else, i know the burning question on your minds is "Noah, why haven't you written anything in so long," to which I respond "GET OFF MY BACK! I'm your dictator not your slave! Sheesh..." Anyway, I figure Now would be a good time to bring up the fact that there are going to be several upper management positions available in COR and I really need to get them all filled. I really can't do all this work by myself. I'm only one demigod after all.
This brings me to the case in point. The Following are positions held thus far in the clan:
1. Dictator for Life: The Noah Constrictor
2. Commodant: Mechaniclese
3. Grand Puba High Chaplain: Minister of Malcontempt
4. Blue-ish Red Ninja of Death: FPS
5. Executive Advertisement President: Alvin the Great
6. Official COR Bitch, Gopher, and Scape Goat: Domino Sugar: Intern at Large
Ya so those are the power five behind the scenes and they'll be getting author access soon (sorry guys I still have to go through some more red tape).
So since you have no reason not to, why not all post you're alter ego and a desired position within the clan. I guess... I dunno I just thought it would be fun to see some Ideas floating around. We've got some good shirt concepts in the works and I am still to busy with the author things to worry about the forum right now, sorry. However, I promise I'll get this all going ASAP. Remember to mail any questions, inqueries, and viruses to the COR inbox at Clan_Omega_Red@yahoo.com. Good luck Comrades.
On a side note. Domino is desperatly seeking a patsy to take his position so he can be promoted. Mail all aplications to Clan_Omega_Red@yahoo.com
HAHAHA! I am pleased that so many are joining the ranks of C.O.R. (Clan Omega Red incase you're retarded). Such a turn out brings to mind the possibility of a forum in the future. Also, C.O.R. upper management is currently tossing around T-Shirt Ideas. More as it develops. Hold Fast and Grand Morning, Comrades!
Yes it's true. The Omeg Red have their own email boxamajig. So if you have any questions or comments, Drop us a line at Clan_Omega_Red@Yahoo.com!
Huzzah and Good Day, Comrads!
This is an official decree to the Clan Omega Red. I would like to get a comment posted by everyone in the clan on this little thread thing here. For that reason ... um... look just post a comment and say like "I'm in, oh omnipotent authority figure" or whatever. Slowly my army... er... club grows....
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH*...ack...erm
ya so... BYE!