Yes, yes, I KNOW I haven't posted anything in the blog for a while. I don't know why. Okay, I do know why... I've been lazy. There, I said it. So, on to today's topic.
Potato flakes. Why? What twisted mind created these things? They're supposed to turn into a mashed potato-like substance when you... do whatever it is you do with them to make them into a mashed potato-like substance... maybe add water or something. What's so hard about getting a REAL potato and mashing it up?
What exactly are they made of, anyway? Probably parts of small animals that I shouldn't mention. That makes me sick. I'll go wash my mind out now.
I saw a hornet crawling on the ceiling of my bathroom. I wondered what the heck he could be doing. He didn't seem to be crawling very fast, and it didn't seem like he really needed to be anywhere. Maybe he was just hanging around doing nothing. Do bugs do that? I figure that since they don't live that long, they don't really have time for things like that and spend more time trying to survive. Perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps some bugs like to just sit back and enjoy a few minutes of life. The question, however, is why would crawling along a ceiling be enjoyable? I'm not a bug, so I guess I'll never know.
Hmmm... better check my e-mail...
**checks mail**
Ah, 236 messages...
**deletes spam**
What? Oh, virus attachments...
**deletes viruses**
Hmmm, no mail. *sigh*