April 28, 2004

UFOs

These days, it seems that the term "UFO" no longer means Unidentified Flying Object. It now seems to mean Alien Spaceship or Flying Saucer. This is quite strange, mainly because the words Alien Spaceship or Flying Saucer can in no way make up the acronym UFO. People don't seem to understand that any object that is unidentified, and happens to be flying, can be an unidentified flying object. It doesn't matter what it is.

In fact, Superman could be a UFO. "It's a bird! It's a plane!" They apparently don't know what it is, and are just throwing words out there, because I'm sure Superman looks nothing like a bird or a plane. That is most certainly an unidentified flying object.

Posted by Shenlon at 01:36 PM | Comments (0)

April 07, 2004

Simple Facts about Macs

In my travels around the Internet, I've noticed that a large number of people don't understand a couple simple facts about Macintosh computers. I have written this to help all Windows users understand about Macs. It seems that they don't seem to want to learn, and are content to be ignorant. This cannot continue.

To alleviate this, I have compiled a list of four very simple, but very important Mac facts that all Windows users should know. Please read them carefully. (Pay special attention to number one. This is the one that I see Windows users doing the most.)

1. It's "Mac," not "MAC." For some reason, Windows users insist on capitalizing all three letters, when this is not correct in any way, shape, or form. Mac is not an acronym.* It is short for Macintosh. I can't speak for all Mac users, but it annoys me to no end when Windows users do this. Just stop it.

2. The company that makes Macintosh computers is not called Macintosh. They are called Apple. They also make some very nice software in addition to their computers.

3. MHz is not the only factor in the speed of a computer. Macs have less MHz**, but that does not make them significantly slower. In some cases they are faster, and in some cases they are about the same, even though the clockspeed is quite different.

4. It isn't a good idea to get into Mac VS. PC debates with Mac users. They are fiercely loyal to their Macs, and will not back down.

*Unless you're talking about networking, where MAC stands for Media Access Control.
**Or GHz is the proper term now, I guess.

NOTE: Mac users are encouraged to spread this to all Windows users they know, in the hope that they may learn something. Just remember to put my name on it...

Posted by Shenlon at 03:36 PM | Comments (1)

April 01, 2004

Fooled. Or not...?

I've had a fun time surfing the 'net today, what with it being April Fool's Day and all. Every site seems to have something posted, trying to fool those that go to the site. My favorite was from TheForce.net, a Star Wars fan site that I frequently check. The BIG NEWS!! isn't really so big, it seems.

Link:

http://www.theforce.net/episode3/index.shtml

However, I started wondering why this day exists. Why do we need a day to play all kinds of pranks on other people? And it seems that on any other day, people would be extremely angry, but on April Fool's Day, it seems that people are only moderately angry, if angry at all. It all seems quite childish, and people plan all kinds of tricks in advance for this...

Bah, maybe I'm just jealous because I'd never be able to pull any of that stuff off. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by Shenlon at 04:37 PM | Comments (0)