April 25, 2005

Helpful Advice

I love the Internet. Without it, I wouldn't have gotten this wonderful advice from the eloquent and verbose MysticaL:

YOU SUCK NEWB PLZ LEARN TO PLAY BEFORE YOU GIVE ADVICE =]

U SUK N00B13! PLZ2LRN TO PLAY B4 U GIV ADVICE@@!!!!

Well, that's very helpful. What game? What advice? Please, I must know; until I do, I'll never be able to sleep, as nightmares will shatter any peaceful rest I may get.

Pardon me while I go cry. Give me a break.

Posted by Eric at April 25, 2005 02:17 PM
Comments

Got to love how he clearly went out of his way to stick in the two '@' symbols in the middle of screaming 'ADVICE!'.

Posted by: Josh at April 25, 2005 03:45 PM

He probably lives in his mom's basement and plays Counter Strike all day

Posted by: GFono at April 26, 2005 02:36 PM

Josh: Not only that, but he said, essentially, the same thing twice. I find that just a tad bit puzzling.

GFono: I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: EVula at April 26, 2005 04:44 PM

Amazing. I think he just used up my ration of stupidity for today, along with his own.

Posted by: Moo at April 30, 2005 02:16 PM

there is just no non-weird way to explain who i am or how i got here, but here goes. i'm an old friend of the current boyfriend/fiance/husband?/what-have-you of the former Empress. i haven't heard from him since he moved in with her and i worry a little bit. i'm married to my soulmate so no hidden agenda here :) would you might giving me her email address? or forwarding an email to her for me? are they even still together? he was talking about marrying her and then *poof* he disappears (as far as email goes).

if you're wondering how i know him, we met back in high school and are both from chatt. and i read her old blog that's linked to your site and she seems really cool. anyway, if you have a spare moment to email me i'd really appreciate it :) thank you!

Posted by: autumn jasper at May 5, 2005 11:27 PM

I just sent an email to Courtney about this. Hopefully he'll be emailing you soon (I don't have his email, just hers), but I make no promises for what other people do. :)

Posted by: EVula at May 6, 2005 10:19 AM

hey, he emailed me and all is good! thanks for passing along the message, i appreciate it :)

Posted by: autumn jasper at May 7, 2005 09:46 AM

Not a problem, glad to help. As it is, I'm incredibly amused at how you managed to get here. :)

Posted by: EVula at May 8, 2005 08:58 PM

Hey, there. I was searching for something on the internet that brought me to your theatre sight. I cocked my head and thought, "wow, a lot of these shows have been done around here lately.....hey, I was in All in the Timing....in the crew. Hey, wait a minute!" So here I am. Just wanted to say hi. I've never done this blog stuff before. In regards to the message I'm commenting on - stupid people are s-t-u-p-i-d. Don't let them get you down. They're just compensating for a small _________ (brain, weiner, dating life, etc.) Ok, gots to go back to work. Lemme know when you're available for lunch. It's my treat this time. Oh, Chrissy said you're cute. :)

Posted by: Kellye at May 17, 2005 01:44 PM

Hot damn, free lunch, *and* a girl said I was cute. Today is a great day. :)

World, meet Kellye. She's hella cool, and keeps turning up at my shows. :)

Lemme figure out what my schedule is like, and I'll drop you a line.

Posted by: EVula at May 17, 2005 03:32 PM

... she turns up at your shows? Must be mad ;p

-jdp

Posted by: Jon at May 19, 2005 01:17 PM

Zing.

As for this dickhead, just ignore him. He's a dickhead, and that's that.

Posted by: Steelix at May 22, 2005 03:27 AM

[Not a problem, glad to help. As it is, I'm incredibly amused at how you managed to get here. :) ]

i just saw this today. i must confess that when bored i indulge in a bit of internet stalking now and then, looking up friends i haven't heard from in awhile. i guess i'm doing it again, since i'm here again. *incredibly sheepish look*

feel free to email me, since i probably won't be coming back to look at this ;)

Posted by: autumn jasper at August 9, 2005 10:03 AM