This is a certainty. The rumour sites haven't put this up yet, but my inside sources... okay, so it's more like a source... or just my speculation...
But it's very reliable.
Apple is releasing a free pony to everyone. No kidding. Apparently, it's been a dream of Steve Jobs' since he first got selling Macintoshes in 1984. Smashing, eh?
Well, these ponies will be brown or black, depending on the user's preference and optionally come with a lifetime warranty. Lifetime of the pony, that is. Unless the pony arrives dead... But I don't know if that would happen. They're giving them a straw before they wrap them up in bubble wrap and put them in a box.
For a limited time only the free ponies will also come with a free dead Scotsman... although they won't advertise this... it's bad for business.
And apparently with every third purchase more expensive than the entry level iMac, Apple will give you the Pacific Highway!
But that's not all! You will also receive a free subscription to Rulers Monthly, a fully motorised pig, an amusing photo of a man in a duck costume, a killer virus and a small (1g) sample of Potassium.
Posted by huwr at August 14, 2005 09:25 PM