DESK, Huw Federation: Delays in pedestrian traffic were caused in south Desk today as a Federal Emergency Services rescue team struggled to free a man who had a rabbit caught in his pants. Neither the man nor the rabbit were injured.
The rabbit apparently got stuck there while looking for its mother in the crowded streets. National Parks and Wildlife services vet John Murries said: "It was probably frightened and lost. It must have just been looking for shelter, too.
"Not to mention, the poor thing was probably cold. It's warm inside pants. That's why I wear them every day! Mmmm..."
Federal Emergency Services took 3 hours to free the man and the rabbit. The rabbit has since been reunited with its mother who was located at a local park feeding birds.
In other news, the Prime Minister has released his new album "Back To The Groove" in which contains the remixed version of his earlier song "The Roads and Railways Act 1999".
"Not to mention, the poor thing was probably cold. It's warm inside pants. That's why I WERE them every day! Mmmm..."
Was that supposed to be 'wear'?
Spelling is neither difficult nor time consuming.
Posted by: at September 1, 2005 06:04 PMFixed. (I'd wink if I could).
Maybe I need to write something along the lines of "Proof-reading is neither difficult nor time consuming... unless you have Alinta who does it for you..."
Posted by: huwr at September 1, 2005 06:59 PMDown with Pants!
Posted by: Catfish_Man at September 1, 2005 07:18 PMI'm confused...are you saying that having Alinta proof read stuff makes it difficult and/or time consuming, or that if you have Alinta to proof read stuff you don't have to worry...
Alinta never proof reads MY stuff.
I feel cheated.
That's okay.
I usually get correction on things I don't proof read from people, so I don't bother proof reading a lot of the time.
Actually, I don't think Alinta has ever actually pointed out my mistakes...
Posted by: huwr at September 2, 2005 04:36 PM