DOORWAY, Huw Federation: Federation Police have evacuated and cordoned off the entire north coast of Bedroom in order to protect citizens from what they describe as a `weird squiggly green thing'. The thing, dubbed simply `The Gorphod', apparently appeared at around 2 AM FST (Sunday, 20 November 2005).
`The Gorphod was spotted last night by a patrol car on the A1 between Doorway and Desk,' said Police Commissioner Daniel Jumbles. `As yet, we do not know if The Gorphod is dangerous or not, but would prefer to not take risks.
'Don't ask why we called it The Gorphod, by the way. I'm so sick of people asking that.'
No eyewitnesses have yet to report on The Gorphod, and no film has been produced by the Police.
Police reject the claim that The Gorphod is simply a large pile of horse manure.
`At this stage, we don't know what it is,' explained Detective Sergeant Paul Frubchock. `We will release more information to the public after we perform some more scientific forensic experiments on The Gorphod.'
Police reject the claim that `more scientific forensic experiments' means prodding The Gorphod with a stick.
Posted by huwr at November 20, 2005 08:37 AMLOL
Seriously Huw with creativity like this you should try the NaNoWriMo next year.
Well, did they poke it and did it move?
Posted by: Alinta. at November 20, 2005 07:29 PM