NEAR DOORWAY, Huw Federation: The weird squiggly green thing labelled as `The Gorphod' attacked three policemen today after coming to life unexpectedly. The three policemen were performing `more scientific forensic tests' on The Gorphod when it groaned and reportedly lunged for them.
`We was all like "AHH!!! It's coming for us!"' tells Police Constable Jeffery Killroy. `And Mathews here, he was all like "let's shoot it", and I'm like "yeah, man!", but Jennison was all like "zOMG omg !!1wtf?!1", so we didn't.'
`lol u shod hav seen ur faces!1' said Police Constable Jennison.
The Gorphod appeared near Doorway last night and police have evacuated the north coast of the Federation. The Gorphod has been described as being approximately 178 centimetres tall, green, squiggly and weird. Police today allowed members of the press to see The Gorphod for themselves, provided they kept behind a security tape positioned 100 metres around The Gorphod.
`As yet, we still do not know the origin of the Gorphod,' explained Police spokesperson Jenny Keys. 'We have ascertained that it is dangerous and aggressive. It also occasionally speaks nonsense at us.'
`It's me, Ben!' screamed the Gorphod. `Hello? Remember? Ben!? I fell in a ditch of mud last night! God, don't you believe me?'
The Gorphod was tranquillised by Police and has been taken to a secret location, claimed to be more secure.
Posted by huwr at November 21, 2005 04:24 AMBen? Ben's in that thing?
Posted by: Alinta at November 21, 2005 07:22 PM