So 10 days later, I'm still here.
No one else is.
Unless you've been sitting there at a browser pressing refresh all this time. And if you have, go and have a drink. That's just... weird.
I just spent 30 minutes talking to Michael thinking it was Michaela. That was weird. It clicked that Michael wasn't Michaela when he called me names that are too rude to be repeated. It's interesting to consider why I got them mixed up. One might say that their names share the first 8 characters. Others might say it was the hair. It was the beard that makes it inexcusable to get them mixed up, though. Michaela's beard is a lot shorter... and a lot less... you know... existent.
And why do atheists never get upset when someone teases them about their atheism? I think it's time for me and my atheist siblings to take a stand and start getting all huffy every time some movie comes out featuring some supernatural religious stuff. That's right. Huff away, comrades!
Some friends and I are making a band. I envision that it'll end up something like this. Depending on the various artists' influences, we might even get onto something that would be much like this...
We even already have our own groupies.
Chemistry students.
Best groupies ever.
Best stage explosions ever.
DESK, Huw Federation: For nearly all of this afternoon, a guy just stood there in the middle of Tull Street. Just stood there. Still. As a scarecrow.
Reports from the Federation Avian Society report, however, that no crows were frightened.
What was, however, frightened was the Michaela Empire's Minister for Science and Engineering, Mr Matthew Edington.
`He... just... stood... there...' said Mr Edington.
Mr Edington is receiving counselling.
DESK, Huw Federation: The Tick of mysterious origin's terrible reign has today ended as every person in the entire Federation simultaneously got over it.
According to the Federation Bureau of Statistics, there has not been a change in public attitude this large since the time Razor scooters suddenly became uncool in 2001. However, the cause for that shift was quickly linked to a television advert for Health Week featuring the Minister for Health scooting to work. The cause for the latest shift remains unknown.
`We're not going to put much more effort into finding out why,' said the FBS's spokesman, John Corniac. `We just don't care anymore.'
Federation Parliament today passed a bill entitled "Boringness of The Tick", which officially and legally declares The Tick as boring.
`Meh. We're just over it. We got bored.' said the Prime Minister on FBC's Quarter Past Eight Report last night before he got distracted and started talking about the weekend.
`Did I tell you about the weekend I managed to eat 24 Mega-Puddings? Whoa... boy.'
In other news, Mega-Pudding sales have plummeted, citing a sudden massive disinterest in their products.
First of all take a look at this.
Okay, so if you're too lazy to read all of that, here's a summary:
Loads of people, like myself, have recently bought MacBook Pros from Apple. These are Apple's first laptops to be based on the new Intel Core Duo chip, quite a change. So, naturally, there are a few issues with them. I was quite impressed with how few issues there really was. Some people have complained about there being a slight whining noise on their new computers. So, to make Apple 'fix' this:
"On May 20th, everyone with a MacBook Pro that has whining and heat issues should call Apple Support and tell them about it."
What? You plan to spend your End the Whine Day how? By whining?
I don't know about you but I plan to spend my End the Whine Day sleeping. Maybe I'll go out for coffee with some friends (only none of them will actually coffee, as such... they'll get hot chocolate... or maybe a latte), have a sandwich, brush the dog...
Totally not ringing up Apple and whining.
Actually... The only whining you should be doing is if you're having a dinner party. (Ho ho ho.)