Coffee doesn't really affect me that much. I can drink a few cups and go to sleep just as easily afterwards (assuming I was tired to begin with). It's supposed to be good for my asthma though, and I enjoy the flavor. It took a little while to get used to, but I like it now. I don't drink too much, but when I do it's usually in one of three methods.
NOKIA GAME HAMSTER BOXThe first method is to load it up with sugar and cream. Just the usual cup if coffee.
The second method is to put some into hot chocolate. This actually affects me more, because of the chocolate (duh!).
The third method is to pour some instant coffee crystals into my hand and dump them into my mouth. I let my saliva liquify them, and swallow. I generally do this when I don't have much time but still want some coffee.
That's right. Water in your coffee is for losers.
Now, I do actually have a fourth method, which is a special drink I use when I need to stay up very, very late and don't want to get too tired. I generally keep this recipe secret, but I'll share it with my nice readers. Start with a cup, and put in twice the normal amount of hot chocolate mix. I recommend Swiss Miss, two packets. Next, add three spoonfuls of instant coffee crystals and four spoonfuls of sugar. Pour in some half-and-half cream. At this point, your cup is have-full of solids with some cream trying to soak in. Start adding hot water slowly as you mix. It will be hard to mix it completely. Then toss in some mini-marshmallows on top. Drink up! It shouldn't be hot at all, because of the small amount of hot water added.
If that doesn't kill you, it will at least keep you energized for a few hours. Please use this only in emergency situations and DO NOT try more than one cup of this stuff. Not that I think you'd try. I generally feel pretty full after drinking it, and can't even think of making another.
So, how do you like your coffee?
Enjoy!
Posted by mrxak at March 28, 2004 12:00 AM