Okay, so I had a dream the other night where I killed a cat with my bare hands. It was stalking my 20 or so chickens so I snapped its neck and ripped its head off. No biggie, right?
canada computer sonyWell apparently, some people on #ev3 thought that my dream was not so good. After a good deal of arguing about it, 3 people approved, 3 were against it, and one person was indifferent. So my question is, why is it so wrong? These were good egg-layers, and the cat was going to kill some of them.
Well after quite a bit of discussion, most of which involved a few people threatening me with bodily harm, I came up with a new idea to solve world hunger. Exterminate all of the cats, and feed them to hungry people. We'll fatten them up first, of course. Then naturally someone pointed out that dogs are eaten in some places too, so we'll eat the excess dogs as well. Think about all of the pets with no homes. Then think about all of the people that could be fed. Or alternatively, since dogs are clearly better as pets, the excess dogs can replace all the ex-cat-owner's pets.
In either case, I've just solved world hunger. Feel free to drop that Nobel Prize off at my house anytime.
See you later!
Posted by mrxak at April 26, 2004 12:00 AM