As I'm positive everybody knows, the letter immediately following T and the one that comes before V... well, they are the same letter... and completely evil. In fact, I've decided to remove this Forbidden Letter from my life. I shall not type it, I shall not speak words that contain it. That letter is dead to me!
systemworks norton rarNow, as one might be so inclined to ask, how can I simply not allow this letter into my vocab? Easy!
Well, not so easy. As one might notice in the preceding text, I am forced to make certain compromises. I have to eliminate an entire tense (second person sing- never mind, I'm certain it's self-evident to all my intelligent readers). I may not be able to talk to or concerning some people. Many common words contain the Forbidden Letter, and there's only so many words with decent and precise synonyms.
Regardless, I am confident that I will be able to keep this going for as long as I can remember to. English has a diverse allotment of words, and with some verbal skill, one can get past some of the most challenging of exchanges.
Enjoy!
Posted by mrxak at June 8, 2006 12:00 AM