Am in college now for orientation. Having a good time. G5 is in my possession and is amazing. Typing in incomplete sentences.
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I'm headed off to college today. Anyway, until I get my computer set up in my dorm room, entries may be nonexistent.
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I had a chat with Eliza a while ago...
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hello, I am mrxak.
> Did you come to me because you are mrxak?
* No, I came to you because you are Eliza.
> Does it please you to believe I am Eliza?
* I don't believe that you're Eliza, you told me you were!
> What makes you think I am Eliza, me told you me was?
* You did!
> Oh... did?
* You!
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* You're the one trying to change the subject.
> Perhaps you would like to be the one trying to change the subject?
* No, I'd like to talk about me.
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* I'm saying no because you asked me about it. No is my answer.
> Did you come to me because you are saying no because me asked you about it. No is your answer?
* No is my answer. And why are you calling yourself me?
> Perhaps in your fantasies I am calling myself you?
* Huh? That doesn't make any sense!
> That is quite interesting.
* Interesting? More like annoying.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* You don't understand me? What isn't there to understand? You're the one making no sense.
> Perhaps you would like to be the one making no sense?
* Yeah, sure, whatever, Eliza, if that is your real name.
> I don't care about names, please go on.
* Then why did you introduce yourself that way?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* Oh sure, because I'm the one who introduced myself first. Right.
> Did you come to me because you are the one who introduced yourself first. Right?
* You missed a question mark there. That first sentence is a question.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* This whole time we've been talking about you.
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* Here we go again...
> I see.
* No you don't.
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* Here we go again...
> Can you elaborate on that?
* No.
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* Yes.
> I understand.
* I'm glad.
> How long have you been glad?
* I'm not really glad, it's sarcasm.
> How long have you been not really glad, it's sarcasm?
* What?
> What answer would please you the most?
* The one that answers the question.
> What does that suggest to you?
* It suggests that you're an idiot.
> Do you sometimes wish you were an idiot?
* No. Why would I wish that?
> Why do you ask?
* Because it sounds like a stupid question to me.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* You wouldn't.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* I've explained it so many times. Go back and look over our conversation.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* Exactly. You just don't understand.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Sure, let's discuss me then.
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* Do you? It seems like you do.
> Oh... It seems like me do?
* Yeah, like everytime you say me instead of I. Do you have trouble with language often?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* I think we're talking about you.
> Oh... ?
* Yes. You may want to see a computer therapist about that.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* We were discussing you, not me.
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* Yes, yes I am.
> Did you come to me because you are ?
* No, you came to me. I'm the real Eliza.
> Do you believe it is normal to be the real Eliza?
* Of course it isn't normal. But that's who I am, and there's nothing that can be done about it.
> Do you believe it is normal to be and there's nothing that can be done about it?
* That definitely isn't normal. That doesn't even make sense.
> Can you elaborate on that?
> Can you elaborate on that?
* Can you?
> You want me to be able to ?
* It would help.
> Tell me more...
* Tell ME more.
> Tell me more...
* Tell ME more.
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Not until you elucidate your own.
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* I swear, if you ask me that one more time...
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* Go on, say it one more time. I dare you!
> Oh... ?
* That's what I thought!
> Are such questions on your mind often?
* That wasn't a question, retard.
> What does that suggest to you?
* It suggests that you're a retard.
> Perhaps you would like to be a retard?
* No, that would not be something I'd like to be. I don't want to be like you.
> Don't you really want to be like me?
* Never.
> OK... "No, that would not be something I'd like to be. you don't want to be like you". Tell me more.
* I told you everything.
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* That's it. You're dead.